Falling Skies, Rising Pitch

(My boyfriend is very masculine. He’s ex-Army, participates in mixed-martial-arts, and amateur kickboxing tournaments.)

TV commercial: “Falling Skies returns with a special two hour premiere episode.”

Boyfriend: *squeals like a little girl*

Me: *stares at him wide-eyed*

Boyfriend: “Did that just say the first episode of this season will be two hours long?”

Me: *nodding slowly* “Yeah.”

Boyfriend: *flails and squeals again* “I love that show!”