Some Carrots Grow Where The Sun Don’t Shine
(We are sleeping, and my husband wakes me up with his loud snoring. He is currently on his back, so I am trying to get him to roll over. He is a heavy sleeper.)
Me: “Sweetie… roll on your belly.”
Husband: *still snoring loudly*
Me: *slightly louder* “Roll on your belly.”
Husband: *still snoring loudly*
Me: *much louder* “ROLL ON YOUR BELLY!”
Husband: *makes a snorting sound and talks in his sleep* “A roll on my belly? A roll on my belly is definitely better than a carrot up my butt.”
(He then turns over and sleeps some more while I lay there laughing so hard that I am almost crying.)
Husband: “What are you laughing at? You just woke me up!”
(I tell him what he just said.)
Husband: “No way! I never said that!”
Me: “Like I would make that up?”
Husband: “Well, was I lying? A roll on my belly is definitely better than a carrot up my butt!”
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