Tattootally Unacceptable Behavior, Part 3
I’m working at the front desk of a hotel.
Guest: “So, I’m getting a tattoo on Friday.”
I say something vaguely encouraging.
Guest: “Well, the thing is, we aren’t supposed to have guests in our room — company’s contract with the workers — so I was wondering if we could do it down here?”
Me: “What?! You want to do a tattoo down here?! No! No, you may not!”
Guest: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yes, you may not get a tattoo in our lobby or your room. You need to go to a reputable shop!”
My manager just stared at me for a full thirty seconds before pretending to run her head into a wall when I told her. I made sure all the clerks and housekeeping were aware of it on the possible day of tattooing.
Related:
Tattootally Unacceptable Behavior, Part 2
Tattootally Unacceptable Behavior