Tattoo The Word “Gullible” On Their Forehead
Customer: *stops me over by the face painting section* “Excuse me, I’m trying to find the stuff you spray on top of the body markers to make it permanent.”
Me: *baffled* “I’m sorry, did you say permanent, like lasts your whole life permanent?”
Customer: “Yeah, I was told there’s a spray that you can put on body markers to make it permanent.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, there’s setting spray which will make face paint last longer that might work on the markers but spray to make it last your whole life doesn’t exist.”
Customer: *getting huffy* “My daughter has a drawing on her arm that she says is ink made permanent with spray. Are you telling me it doesn’t exist?”
Me: “Ma’am… are you sure it’s not a tattoo?”
(She stares at me in shock, then in utter fury before whipping out her phone and starting to dial. She yells into the phone as soon as she gets connected.)
Customer: “Did you get a tattoo?!”
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