In Love With A Clever Girl
(I’m showing my wife a video clip of a prank involving a man in a velociraptor costume.)
Me: “I need this for Halloween, so I can open the door and scare kids.”
Wife: “Don’t be stupid! I open the door, and when they aren’t looking, you come around the fence and scare the h*** out of them.”
Me: “I love you so much right now.”
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