Talking Turkey About Bacon

(I’m in line at Well Known Sandwich Shop, and I ask for a six-inch sub with turkey and bacon. The teenager behind the counter nods and repeats my order.)

Attendant: “Okay, so ham and bacon.”

Me: “No, TURKEY and bacon, thanks.”

Attendant: “Right, ham and bacon.”

Me: “Um, no? TURKEY” *I point to the turkey*

Attendant: “Yeah, okay the white ham.”

(I’m gob-smacked, and then I moved down to pay, and I advise the cashier of what I ordered, she looks confused, until the teen yells down the line.)

Attendant: “She had the ham and bacon!”