Talking S*** Behind Someone’s Back 101

, , | Right | October 5, 2008

Customer: “I need to buy something for my twelve-year-old niece. I’d like a classic.”

(I show her the classics.)

Customer: “Oh! The Little Princess! What’s this about?”

(I tell her the story.)

Customer: “Sounds good…” *turns to her daughter* “So, honey, we’re buying this for [Niece], because she’s a spoiled brat, her parents treat her like a princess, and we want her to learn what it’s like to have nothing! Doesn’t that sound good?”

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