Preventing Hiss-teria

(My girlfriend and I have taken some naughty photos on her phone of us together. One day I get a text from her regarding her toddler.)

Girlfriend: “Oh, my god. My son was playing a game on my phone and somehow accidentally loaded one of the photos we took!”

Me: “Oh, my god! I feel so terrible! What happened?!”

Girlfriend: “Don’t worry. I made up a silly excuse of what the photo was so I wouldn’t have to explain it to him.”

Me: “Oh, good. Thank god. He’s too young to know about anything like that.”

Girlfriend: “Yeah. Only problem is now he’s jealous that mommy got to ‘kiss a snake,’ and he keeps asking where the snake went.”