Talking BS With Your BFF’s

(It’s my senior year of college. My friends and I are at lunch, discussing what majors and degrees we’re graduating with.)

Me: “I’m getting a B.A. in French.”

Friend #1: “I’m majoring in music, but I don’t know what degree it is.”

Friend #2: “It’s probably a Bachelor of Science.”

Friend #3: “No, it’s a Bachelor of Music, or BMus.”

Friend #2: “Well, I’m majoring in physical education, but I think it’s a BA.”

Me: “Isn’t all education B.S.?”

Everyone: *giggles*

(I meant that I thought all education degrees were Bachelors of Science!)