Talking BS About Your DS

(I’m with my fiancé at a local game store. The 3DS will be released soon and I’m looking at the display model.)

Worker: *sarcastically* “Is there anything I can help you with, miss?”

Me: “Nope, just looking at the 3DS. I’m still using the original one and I think it’s finally time I upgraded.”

(Another worker has come by at this point and they both roll their eyes.)

Worker #2: “Yeah, girls are always saying they have the original DS and we’re like ‘no, b****, you have the DS Lite; the original is a great brick. Go back to playing Kitchen Mama!'”

Me: “Oh! I’m so sorry. I must be mistaken. I could have sworn that’s exactly what mine looked like!”

(I take out my ‘grey brick’ of a DS and pretend to look confused.)

Me: “Maybe I should get my eyes checked?”

(Both workers turn bright red.)

Me: “It’s not the 90s anymore, boys. Girls play video games now. Get used to it and grow up!”