Talentless Pool

(A customer approaches the front desk.)

Customer: “Can I get a large gauze pad and a bandaid? And maybe some ointment, as well?”

Me: “What happened?”

Customer: “My son swam into the pool wall, and he cut his head open.”

Me: “Is he okay?”

Customer: “Yeah, just bleeding. He’s so used to swimming in the ocean with no walls. Poor thing.”

Me: “How old is your son?”

Customer: “19.”