Talentless Pool
(A customer approaches the front desk.)
Customer: “Can I get a large gauze and band aid? And maybe some ointment as well?”
Me: “What happened?”
Customer: “My son swam into the pool wall, and he cut his head open.”
Me: “Is he okay?”
Customer: “Yeah, just bleeding. He’s so used to swimming in the ocean with no walls. Poor thing.”
Me: “How old is your son?”
Customer: “19.”
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Alison Steiner
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Dsru Bin
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