Taking The Smile Out Of Simile

| Romantic | November 11, 2011

(My boyfriend and I are at dinner with friends. Most of them are married or in long-term relationships. As we are leaving the table, he wraps his arm around me and suddenly grabs me just above my hip.)

Me: “Ow! What are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “Hmmmmm…”

Me: “What? What is it?”

Boyfriend: *squeezing my hip* “It’s like a pastry thingie.”

Me: “What?!”

Friend: “Did you just call her fat?”

Boyfriend: “I meant…like…like baklava. Sweet? And layered?”

Me: *fuming*

Friend: “I don’t think she’s buying it, dude.”

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