Taking The Anal Out Of Banal

| Related | May 23, 2012

(I am walking to the grocery store with my 4-year old son. He likes to talk about very random subjects. Today, he’s asking about the expression of pet anal glands.)

Son: “Do doctors know humans don’t have anal glands?”

Me: “Yes.”

Son: “But, what would happen if a doctor didn´t know that?”

Me: “They do know that.”

Son: “But, what would happen if a doctor tried to express a human’s anal glands, and didn´t find any anal glands. What would the doctor say then?”

Me: “Well, I think the bigger question is what ‘the human’ would say…”

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