Taking Stock Of A Romantic Christmas
(My husband has always earned more than I have, and I do feel bad about that sometimes. For Christmas, I usually get him one or two presents that he wants, a stocking full of sweets and fiddly bits, and a few craft beers to try and make myself feel better about my lower budget. I even made the stocking a few years back. We go out shopping today, Christmas Eve, to get some drinks for a party with his family, and I notice him looking at my preferred ciders while I wrangle our toddler.)
Husband: *looking up sheepishly* “I was trying to quietly get some for your stocking.”
Me: “Joke’s on you; I don’t even have a stocking!”
Husband: *laughing* “D*** it!”
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