Taking Great Pains To Tell You This

(My wife and I have twin sons. My wife is holding one of our sons in her arms and says to him…)

Wife: “I love you, honey.” 

Me: *passing by* “I love you, too, dear.” 

Son: “Daddy, Mommy didn’t call you that. Mommy called me that.” 

Me: “Well, what does Mommy call me?”

Son: “A pain in the neck.” 

(My wife almost dropped him from her arms from laughing so hard.)