Taking Drugs Is A Slippery Climb

(I am on a rock climbing team. There are many different types of rock climbing including bouldering and speed climbing. Speed climbing is exactly what it sounds like. At the time of this story I have just come home from practice and my family and I are eating dinner.)

Mom: “What did you do in climbing today?”

Me: “We worked on some new bouldering walls for a while and then we did speed to practice for the people going to regionals.”

Dad: *joking* “You should not be doing drugs on climbing team!”

Me: “Aw, come on, Dad! Why not?”