Taking Dad’s Advice

One morning I am so bored that I decide to go through old posts on a blog I frequent. I come across one that says, “The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.” Intrigued, I go to grab my book, then I realize that my dad’s is actually closer. I turn to the correct page, and break down laughing. The first line says, “Sorry, sweetie.”