Taking Those Comments A Bridge Too Far

(The Natural Bridge is an impressive stone arch in the mountains of Virginia that has been listed on the great wonders of the world. I am working in a nearby hotel and we have gotten the following complaints in our guestbook.)

Note #1: “We really enjoyed the walking tour, the history, and the light show, but were very disappointed that the waterfall was turned off.”

Note #2: “We were very impressed that everyone spoke English and we did not have to exchange our money for the local currency.”

Note #3: “Please install more rides; we were very bored.”