Taking Candy From A Baby
(I work at a preschool. The older toddlers are being potty-trained, and will receive a small reward (a sticker, one chocolate chip, one jelly bean, etc.) each time they “go.” Another teacher has given me a small bag of jelly beans, and I am sneaking a few. A sharp-eyed toddler has spotted the jelly beans in my hand.)
Toddler: “Have candy?”
Me: “Yeah. I went potty today.”
(Technically, not lying.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
