Taking A Big Bite Out Of Your Parenting
(I am kneeling in a bookstore looking for a particular book, and there is a mother with a toddler nearby. The mother is absorbed in her book. Suddenly her toddler runs up to me, then grabs and BITES DOWN ON MY BOOB — and I feel teeth!)
Me: *yelps* “What the f***?!”
Mother: *whips her head around like Linda Blair, glaring at me* “Excuse me! Don’t swear in front of my kid!”
Me: “Your kid just bit me!” *I stand up and gesture where he bit me*
Mother: “Oh, he must’ve been hungry.”
Me: “What? That’s not okay!”
Employee: *investigating the commotion* “What’s going on? Is everything okay?”
Me: “I—”
Mother: “It’s nothing really; she’s overreacting. Some people just can’t handle children.”
(With that, she picks up her kid and walks off like it was nothing. I explain to the employee what happened.)
Employee: “Oh… uh… Do you need—” *he gestures, clearly flustered* “—I mean, are you—”
Me: “It’s fine. Just… I’ll be going.”
(I never ran into that woman or her kid again, but since then I’ve been very wary of toddlers that aren’t being watched closely — once bitten, twice shy, I guess!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?