Taking A Shining To Them
(We’re cuddling in bed.)
Boyfriend: “Do you know if the twins from The Shining had names?”
Me: “I have no idea.”
Boyfriend: “Well, if they do, that’s what I want to name your boobs.”
(I start laughing.)
Boyfriend: “Come play with us! Forever and ever and ever…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?