Taking A Holiday From Reason, Part 2
(It is approaching the holidays. My mom is buying a gift for someone. We are Jewish.)
Cashier: “Would you like a gift receipt?”
Mom: “Yes, please.”
Cashier: “Is this a Christmas Present?”
Mom: “No. It’s for Chanukah.”
Cashier: “You’re Jewish?”
Mom: “Yes.”
Cashier: *shocked* “Really?”
Mom: “Yes.”
Cashier: “So you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”