Taking A Dip In The Deep End

Me: “Hi! Are you checking in?”

Elderly Wife: “Well, we may be. We’d like to see one of your rooms.”

Me: “Sure thing.”

(After establishing which type of room they’d like to see, the elderly husband takes the key and starts heading toward the room.)

Elderly Wife: “I’m sorry; I know this is unusual. But my husband always needs to check the water level in the commodes. If it’s too high, he sometimes… dips in.”

(The husband comes back.)

Elderly Husband: “Let’s try the place across the street…”