Take Two Megabytes And Call Me In The Morning

Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is [My Name]. How may I assist you?”

Customer: “I would like to cancel my prescription to the Internet.”

Me: “I’m sorry, you said… prescription?”

Customer: “Yes, I went with a high-speed provider! I don’t need my prescription with you anymore!”

Me: “…have you checked to see if that was okay with your doctor?”