Take The Exit At Santa’s House
(We were driving back to NY from a conference in Philadelphia. I’m the driver.)
Me: “Oh, no! We got on the highway going north when we need to be going south.”
Friend: “Well, if we go north long enough we’ll eventually go south.”
Me: “Yeah, when we reach the North Pole. Remind me never to let you navigate.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?