Take The Bitter With The Sweet

| Romantic | May 31, 2014

(My boyfriend loves rubbing my butt to go to sleep at night. This happens with his hand on my butt one night.)

Me: *farts silently* “Oh, Babe, I’m sorry. I’m gassy tonight!”

Boyfriend: “How could something so sweet BE so stinky?”

Me: *rolls over calmly* “So that you know what sweet is.”

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