Take Off That Collar, Fido!

, , , , , | Friendly | February 26, 2020

My dog can be one of the sweetest dogs ever, but he’s also very skittish and easily startled, and he will panic over anything slightly unusual. My family and friends all know this very well.

Me:
“I was at the bookstore earlier today and found a book that reminded me of [Dog]: ‘How to Live With A Neurotic Dog’.”

Friend:
“So, you’re saying [My Dog] likes to strip naked and dance?”

I process what he just said.

Me: 
“I said, ‘NEUROTIC,’ not ‘EROTIC’!”

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