Take A Deep Breath And Lawyer-Up

CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content of a medical nature. It is not intended as medical advice.

(My cousin and I are female and too old to be having this conversation.)

Cousin: “When I worked for [Company], we got CPR training. We were paid for the first two hours, but not for the second two hours.”

Me: “That’s pretty decent. Plus you didn’t have to pay for the training.”

Cousin: “Yes, but we were only certified for six months.”

Me: “Yes, but you’ll always have that skill.”

Cousin: “Yes, but we were only certified for six months.”

Me: “What does that have to do with anything?”

Cousin: “You have to be certified to perform CPR. Otherwise you can get sued.”

Me: “???”