Tagged As A Fool

(My boss is a real stickler for us wearing our name tags for our shifts and actually wrote me up when I forgot it one day. So, on April Fool’s Day, I swiped one of his extra name tags and wore that all day.)

Me: *at the end of my eight-hour shift* “Um, here’s your name tag back.”

Manager: “Wow! You were wearing mine? All day? How funny; I saw you about 12 times and never even noticed!”

(Not only did he not notice, but all my other coworkers and customers didn’t mention it once. Guess the joke was on me.)