Weekly Roundup: The Parent Is Not Always Right

, , , , | Not Always Right | Family & Kids, Roundups

The Parent Is Not Always Right: This week, we feature five stories of people who aren’t just bad customers, but bad parents too!

  1. Bad Parents Bug Us:
    A mother and her two “angels” go on an insect-killing spree at a zoo.
  2. Fruit Is But One Food Group:
    There’s nothing sweet about this parent’s approach to nutrition!
  3. Talking S*** Behind Someone’s Back 101:
    A mother teaches her daughter the joys of smack-talk.
  4. Rounding Down To The Nearest Child:
    Signs you have too many kids: you don’t know how many you have!
  5. Oh Where, Oh Where Have My Role Models Gone:
    Nanny nanny boo-boo, mommy acts like a doo-doo!

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Bad Parents Bug Us

| Southern California, USA | Family & Kids, Pets & Animals, Top, Wild & Unruly

(I am an intern giving a tour at my local zoo. The first stop is the butterfly & moth exhibit, where guests can go inside with animals. I give them the rules and instructions which include staying on the path/off the plants, no grabbing the animals, etc. Once we are inside, I see two children, approximately 6 and 8 years old, climbing all over the plants, trying to grab butterflies in their fists and bothering other guests. I do not see their mother, so I speak up.)

Me: “Excuse me, boys. You need to stay on the path. You aren’t allowed to climb on the plants, and you definitely aren’t allowed to grab the animals like that.”

(At that moment, their mom comes running out from behind a tree, clearly on her cell phone.)

Mother: “Hey, you can’t tell my kids what to do! If there’s a problem you come talk to me!”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but I didn’t see you, and your children were damaging the exhibit.”

Mother: “What?! No, they weren’t! They are angels!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but they were climbing all over the plants and crushing them. There were also trying to grab the butterflies, which we do not allow.”

Mother: “So? My boys are having fun. They can do whatever they want!”

Me: “No, they are not. We have rules, and if you cannot follow them, you will be asked to leave the butterfly house and you will not allowed to remain a part of this tour.”

Mother: “Your rules don’t make any sense. You just want to stop everyone from having fun!”

Me: “No, ma’am, but it is my job to ensure that guests do not damage the exhibit.”

Mother: “But you can just plant more plants, and the butterflies will be fine!”

Me: “The butterflies will most certainly not be fine! Grabbing them like that will kill them!”

Mother: “KILL?! How dare you say that in front of my children?! You are damaging them for life!” *turns to her boys* “Don’t worry, she’s lying! The buggies will be fine. You just keep playing!”

(Despite my warnings, the mother refuses to intervene, so I have her and her children removed from the park. As she is being escorted out by security, she turns to me.)

Mother: “You’re nuts! They’re just stupid bugs!”

(Not a smart thing to say to an entomology student.)

As Long As It’s A Tofu Hat

| USA | Pets & Animals

(I am a zookeeper, and am taking care of five lions which are new arrivals. We’ve set up a natural habitat for them and they are ready to be introduced to their new home. I press the button that raises the gate between their cage and the habitat, and they begin to examine their new surroundings. As I do this, I get tapped on the shoulder by a visitor.)

Visitor: “New arrivals?”

Me: “Yes, just got here this morning.”

Visitor: “What do they eat?”

Me: “Well, meat, of course.”

Visitor: *nods* “I thought so. Then, I am just in time. We need to protect these poor animals!”

(The visitor hands me a poster about being a vegetarian. I look at it, and then look back at her.)

Me: “So these lions should NOT eat meat?”

Visitor: “No, of course not! There are enough healthy alternatives, as listed on this poster!”

Me: “I don’t think the lions would agree with that. However, they do eat vegetarians; cows and so on, you know. Nature.”

Visitor: “Oh, no!” *turns to the lions* “I’ll bring tofu tomorrow, you’ll like it!”

(As she leaves, a female coworker who has overheard the conversation chimes in.)

Coworker: “If she can do that, I’ll eat my hat!”