The Uninsured Dead

, , , , | Healthy | October 24, 2017

(A few months ago we signed up for pet insurance for all four of our animals. This month, we got caught by surprise by the payment and as a result, one of the payments did not process correctly. This is the email we got regarding the payment that did not process:)

Email: “Please call us on [number] or email us quoting [policy number] in regards to your insurance payment for your pet Zombie.”

(Punctuation is EVERYTHING.)

What Would You Do If I Got Bitten By A Zombie? – Roundup

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | September 28, 2015

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Holidays, Christmas & New Year Stories Themed Giveaway Roundup

, , | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | January 5, 2014

Holidays, Christmas & New Year Stories Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. Be Careful What You Christmas Wish For (319 thumbs up)
  2. XXXmas (426 thumbs up)
  3. More Naughty Than Nice (415 thumbs up)
  4. Love In The Time Of Zombies: Christmas Special (384 thumbs up)
  5. Can’t Have The Christmas Present, Presently (375 thumbs up)

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Weekly Roundup: Zombies

, | Not Always Right | Right | May 19, 2013

Weekly Roundup: Zombies. This week’s roundup is about the undead. ‘Nuff said.

  1. Five Days Later (6,534 thumbs up)
  2. Jane Austinpocalypse (2,356 thumbs up)
  3. Zombies Need Friends Too (1,396 thumbs up)
  4. Hear, Speak, Say, Play No Evil (3,556 thumbs up)
  5. Zombies Need Contractors Too (1,515 thumbs up)

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Weekend Roundup: Love In The Time Of Zombies

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | April 22, 2012

Love In The Time Of Zombies. This week, we share five stories that prove there’s love, even after (un)death!

  1. Till Undeath Do Us Part:
    Sorry zombie wife, but if you get bitten, we’re no longer smitten!
  2. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4:
    A boyfriend takes zombie romance to very morbid extremes.
  3. Quasimodead:
    Think your dreams are weird? Try zombie killing, progressive metal and gettin’ it on with the Hunchback of Notre Dame!
  4. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7:
    True love is not parting, even in undeath!
  5. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6:
    For some, shambling around in an undead stupor is a turn-on!

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