What Would You Do If I Got Bitten By A Zombie? – Roundup

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | September 28, 2015

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Holidays, Christmas & New Year Stories Themed Giveaway Roundup

, , | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | January 5, 2014

Holidays, Christmas & New Year Stories Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. Be Careful What You Christmas Wish For (319 thumbs up)
  2. XXXmas (426 thumbs up)
  3. More Naughty Than Nice (415 thumbs up)
  4. Love In The Time Of Zombies: Christmas Special (384 thumbs up)
  5. Can’t Have The Christmas Present, Presently (375 thumbs up)

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Weekly Roundup: Zombies

, | Not Always Right | Right | May 19, 2013

Weekly Roundup: Zombies. This week’s roundup is about the undead. ‘Nuff said.

  1. Five Days Later (6,534 thumbs up)
  2. Jane Austinpocalypse (2,356 thumbs up)
  3. Zombies Need Friends Too (1,396 thumbs up)
  4. Hear, Speak, Say, Play No Evil (3,556 thumbs up)
  5. Zombies Need Contractors Too (1,515 thumbs up)

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Weekend Roundup: Love In The Time Of Zombies

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | April 22, 2012

Love In The Time Of Zombies. This week, we share five stories that prove there’s love, even after (un)death!

  1. Till Undeath Do Us Part:
    Sorry zombie wife, but if you get bitten, we’re no longer smitten!
  2. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4:
    A boyfriend takes zombie romance to very morbid extremes.
  3. Quasimodead:
    Think your dreams are weird? Try zombie killing, progressive metal and gettin’ it on with the Hunchback of Notre Dame!
  4. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7:
    True love is not parting, even in undeath!
  5. Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6:
    For some, shambling around in an undead stupor is a turn-on!

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Will Someone Please Think Of The Zombie Children

, | Sarasota, FL, USA | Right | February 19, 2012

(I’m just stocking the game shelf, when a mother with her kid approaches me.)

Me: “Hello, ma’am, can I help you with something?””

Customer: “Young man, I was looking at the content on the back of this game box. Is there nudity in this game? It says ‘brief nudity’ on the box. Is this game appropriate for my child?”

(The kid hands me the game. It is a platinum copy of Dead Rising for XBOX 360. The kid looks ten at the oldest.)

Me: “Not that I can recall. Usually, that means people in their underwear. However, I am required to at least warn you that the game contains graphic violence. Are you sure you want to buy this game for your child?”

Customer: “Hmph! He sees enough violence on TV. I just want to know if there is nudity in the game!” *storms away with the game for her kid*

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