Signs Are For Weaklings

, , | Right | October 27, 2007

Customer: “Can I have a vanilla ice cream?”

Me: “Sure, but we don’t have ice cream. I can sell you a vanilla frozen yogurt.”

Customer: “This is frozen yogurt?”

Me: “Yeah, that’s why there’s a giant sign outside the store that says FROZEN YOGURT.”


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One Bad Pickup Line, A Hundred Stitches

, , , | Right | October 27, 2007

Male Customer: “Do you guys accept tips?”

Female Coworker: “Yeah, but we try to discourage it. We’d like to think our service is free.”

Male Customer: “Well, um… Here’s a tip.”

(The customer pulls out his phone number on a piece of paper. The female coworker’s boyfriend was right behind the customer.)

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