If “Due South” Had Lasted Way More Seasons
I am working at a gas station in a service station on one side of a freeway. Our side of the freeway is going south, with our sister station a little up the way on the other side of the freeway serving customers driving north.
Two gentlemen have just paid for gas and snacks.
Me: “Will that be everything, gentlemen?”
Customer #1: “Yes, but can you tell us how much further it is to Canada?”
Me: “Canada? That’s at least a thousand miles north of here.”
Customer #2: “Still so far! But we’ve been driving all day!”
Me: “Sirs, just to confirm. To get here, you must have been driving on the south side of the freeway. Did you detour here after driving north?”
Customer #1: “No, we’ve been on this side all the way.”
Me: “Then I am sorry to say, sirs, but you’ve been driving the wrong way. Canada is north of here, but you’ve been heading toward Mexico.”
[Customer #2] slaps [Customer #1] upside the head.
Customer #2: “I told you it was strange that it wasn’t getting colder!”
Customer #1: “Hey! Canada can have heat waves, too!”
Customer #2: “What would you have done when we got to the Mexican border? Huh?!”
Customer #1: “Left you there and turned around!”
They left, bickering, hopefully in the right direction.