The Hero Of My Dreams

, , , , | Romantic | September 9, 2017

(My wife usually wakes up after I have already left for work. This morning I get a text from her.)

Wife: “You were mean to me last night. First you kept laying your leg over me. Then you stole the comforter, and when I put on another blanket, you stole that, and then somehow you scratched my arm.”

Me: “I am so sorry, Baby. I had some weird dreams.”

Wife: “And you took it out on your wife.”

Me: “Actually, in my dream, I was trying to save you from being stuffed in a bag and carried off. A scratch is nothing in the face of that.”

Wife: “My hero.”

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