(I suffered from a speech disorder as a child, and while I speak perfectly now, I have a slight twang in my voice. I’m on the checkout when a smartly-dressed customer approaches the till.)
Me: “Hello! How are you today?”
Customer: “…where are you from?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Where. Are. You. From?”
Me: “Um, I’m local, if that’s what you mean.”
Customer: “No, where were you born?”
Me: “In [Local Hospital].”
Customer: *sighs* “Where are your parents from?”
Me: “They’re from [Local Town] and [Local City].”
Customer: *getting irate* “I just want you to tell me where you’re from! Explain your accent!”
Me: “Oh! My accent! Yes, there’s an explanation for that; see when I was a kid—”
Customer: “I don’t want to hear your life story! Why are you ashamed of your heritage? You are probably bringing shame to your family by denying them! I get that there are racists here, but you don’t need to deny who you are! I won’t judge you!”
Me: “Sir, I don’t know what you want me to say.”
Customer: “Tell me your parents were born in a different country!”
Me: “Um… they were born in [Other Country]?”
Customer: “Yes! See how easy that is? Why couldn’t you have just said that in the first place?!”
(He grabs his bags and marches off. I turn to the next customer.)
Me: “Afternoon!”
Customer #2: “That was a lie, right?”
Me: “Yep. How can I help you today?”
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