Bowling for Come-Ups
(My daughter’s father and I have separated, and she is crying a lot in school because of it. We have a meeting with her teacher, and she suggests maybe making a CD that our daughter can listen to in school to help calm her down. On the drive home, we are discussing what songs we can put on there.)
Daughter’s Father: “There’s this one song I put on when she’s with me that she likes dancing to.”
Me: “Is it school-appropriate?”
Daughter’s Father: “Yeah, it’s by Michael Moore.”
Me: “…”
Daughter’s Father: “…”
Me: “Who?”
Daughter’s Father: “Michael Moore. You know, the thrift store song guy!”
Me: “You mean Macklemore?!”