GOOGLE… TRANSLATE… SLOWER… AND… LOUDER!
(I work reception at a veterinary clinic for small animals. A non-client walks in this morning looking to make a purchase.)
Man: “Do you carry this product?”
Me: “What product are you looking for?”
Man: *holds out cell phone* “This.”
(The cell phone display shows Google translate. The window on the right is in a non-English language, and the left window is set to English, showing two words: “dog” and “donchoengso.”)
Me: “You’re looking for something for your dog. Unfortunately, ‘donchoengso’ isn’t an English word, so I’m not sure what you’re looking for.”
Man: *points to cell phone screen* “I need this. For the dog.”
Me: “Unfortunately, because ‘donchoengso’ isn’t English, I really don’t know what you’re needing.”
Man: *presses button for Google translate to read words*
Google Translate: “Dog. Donchoengso.”
Me: “That’s still not English.”