Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup

, , | Not Always Right | Right | July 7, 2013

Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

  1. Thinks He Is Customer Number One (2,565 thumbs up)
  2. Assault And Battery Included (2,043 thumbs up)
  3. Hey Mr DJ, Put My Record On (3,112 thumbs up)
  4. Should Have Stayed Clear Of The Bottle (2,955 thumbs up)
  5. Insulting Jitsu, And Then It Hits You (2,573 thumbs up)
  6. Animal-Hating, Manner-less And Bigoted, Oh My (2,211 thumbs up)
  7. They Need A Backup Sign (2,085 thumbs up)
  8. Running A Mile With Another Man’s Shoes (1,669 thumbs up)
  9. A Bit Light On Being Polite (1,932 thumbs up)
  10. Maid of Dishonor (1,904 thumbs up)

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Weekly Roundup: Customers Gone Wild!

, | Not Always Right | Right | May 26, 2013

Weekly Roundup: Customers Gone Wild. In this week’s roundup, we feature five stories of wild and unruly customers!

  1. Disco Stu Does Not Approve (6,052 thumbs up)
  2. A Bad Day To Be A Pair Of Jeans (2,271 thumbs up)
  3. Driving Miss Crazy, Part 2 (4,653 thumbs up)
  4. So Much For Spit & Run (2,931 thumbs up)
  5. Cower Before My Shower Of Flowers (1,144 thumbs up)

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You’ve Got To Be Kitten Me

, | USA | Right | September 17, 2012

(Two of my coworkers both speak Irish fluently. I’ve picked up a few phrases from them. They are having a conversation in Irish when this happens. Please note: the female coworker has a medical condition where she twitches.)

Customer: “EXCUSE ME! How DARE you?!”

Female Coworker: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Apologize to me, immediately!”

Female Coworker: “I’m sorry ma’am, what’s the problem?”

Customer: “You were just talking about me! I heard my name! [Customer]!”

Male Coworker: “You mean [Word]?”

Customer: “Yes!”

Female Coworker: *twitches* “I am sorry for the confusion, ma’am. In Irish, [Word] means ‘kitten’. We were talking about the kitten my neighbor just bought his daughter.”

Customer: “No! I know it was my name!”

(The customer starts screaming bloody murder, so I approach.)

Me: “Is there something I can help with?”

Customer: “They were insulting me in some… some HEATHEN SPEAK!” *points at my female coworker* “And THAT ONE is possessed or something! She won’t stop twitching!”

(Suddenly, the customer swings her purse violently at us, but thankfully none of us are hit.)

Me: *to my employees* “Are you okay?!”

Female Coworker: “I’m fine. And yourself?”

(The customer screwed up her face, balled up her fists, and started screaming again. She wouldn’t stop, so I had to have her arrested and taken out of the store.)

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Don’t Mess With Employees, Part 2

, | Not Always Right | Right | July 8, 2012

Don’t Mess With Employees, Part 2! This week, we return with part two of the roundup that started it all: teaching misbehaving customers the consequences of messing with employees!

  1. Why Barkeeps Should Rule The World (6,011 thumbs up)
    A cheap patron asks a stupid question and gets a priceless answer!
  2. Scamming In Plain Sight (4,764 thumbs up)
    The only damage this scamming customer will get is to his wallet.
  3. Coming To A Theater Near You: Gangsta Ushers (2,937 thumbs up)
    A thieving movie customer gets the show of a lifetime!
  4. Don’t Mess With The Candyland Gang (1,794 thumbs up)
    What do a Fairy, Santa Clause, and a six-foot Snowman have in common?
  5. Choose Your Battles (3,653 thumbs up)
    A violent video game customer learns it’s best not to wrestle with wrestlers!

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Weekend Roundup: When Customers Attack!

, | Not Always Right | Right | April 15, 2012

When Customers Attack! This week, we share stories of unruly customers who prefer (violent) action over words!

  1. Bull In A China Shop:
    Sticks & stones may break my bones, but naked, guitar-throwing customers can really hurt me!
  2. Acute Mental Failure:
    HULK CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOSPITAL DOOR! HULK SMASH!
  3. (Full) Front(al) Desk:
    Can’t check into your hotel room, lady? Just mentally check out by ripping off your clothes and running in circles!
  4. Fudge In Flight:
    A customer airs their fudge frustrations by sending their ice cream sundae airborne.
  5. Marriage: The Ultimate Slippery Slope:
    Here’s to throwing your belongings in the air like you just don’t care!

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