Client: “Good morning, I’m interested in a website.”
Me: “Okay, we can help you with that. Can you tell me a little about your business and what the website needs to look like and do?”
Client: “I can, but before that, I want to see some examples of your work.”
I gave him the website address for our portfolio and waited while he typed it in and confirmed he could see it.
Me: “Can you see the portfolio?”
Client: “Your website is making noises at me. Make it stop.”
I could hear what sounded like a jingle or ringtone somewhere in the background.
Me: “I assure you that our website does not make noises.”
Client: *Getting irate* “Yes, it is! Make it stop now! You have no right to do this.”
Me: “It isn’t our website. Are you sure it’s not your phone?”
Client: “What? Hold on…”
I listened to the sounds of him rummaging through a bag, and then the ringing stopped. He continued without any hint of acknowledgment or apology.
Client: “So, back to your portfolio. What are you most proud of? What is your best work?”
Me: “Sorry, but I really don’t think we are going to be able to work together. Thanks for the inquiry, but we cannot help you with this. Bye.”