You May Live For The Applause, But You’re Not Gonna Get It
Client: “Can you do SEO?”
SEO is Search Engine Optimization.
Me: “Yes.”
Client: “Can you get us a number-one ranking?”
Me: “We have in the past. What keyword phrase do you want to rank for?”
Client: “I want to rank number one for ‘Lady Gaga’.”
Me: “‘Lady Gaga’?”
Client: “Yes, she’s quite popular, and I’m sure there are a lot of searches for her.”
Me: “Yes, she is, but you won’t be able to rank number one for that term.”
Client: “Why not? Didn’t you just say you can get us a number-one ranking?”
Me: “Yes, I did, but it has to be related to your business. Lady Gaga has nothing to do with your children’s dance troupe.”
Client: “The children dance to her songs and listen to them, so we want to be number one for ‘Lady Gaga’.”