Storm Of Protest

| Denver, CO, USA | Right | April 28, 2011

Customer: “I would like to make a birthday reservation for July 12.”

Me: “Okay, we can certainly do that for you.”

Customer: “Before I do that, could you tell me what the weather is going to be like that day?”

Me: “Ma’am, that visit date is over a month away. We don’t have any idea what the weather will be like.”

Customer: “But, I thought you had one of those weather-predicting machines…”

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Stupidity Comes In Different Wavelengths

| New England, USA | Right | June 4, 2010

(I am a lifeguard at my local water park, and we are required to scan pools with our eyes following our hand.)

Customer: “Hello!”

Me: “Hi sir, can I help you find something?” *continues scanning*

Customer: “Yes, I have a question. Are you controlling the waves in this pool with your hand?”

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