You Can’t Control The Birds And The Bees

| Right | October 12, 2016

(I’m a supervisor at the water park. As I walk by Guest Relations I overhear a woman demanding corporate’s phone number and a copy of her complaint form. I head out to cover turnstiles. Shortly after the woman walks by.)

Woman: *loudly* “I’m going to social media with this! This is terrible customer service!”

Me: “What’s she upset about?”

Coworker: “She’s mad about the seagulls and bees. Things we literally have no control over.”

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Referring To A Different Kind Of Ride

| Related | July 23, 2016

(One of the slides at the park involves lying stomach-down or crouching on your knees on a mat. An older woman with her daughter are next in line.)

Woman: *to the lifeguard on duty* “Will I be okay on this ride? I have trouble getting on my knees.”

Daughter: “That’s not what Dad says.”

(The lifeguard could barely answer, he was laughing so hard!)

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Doesn’t Want Her Hair Getting Wet?

| Right | April 8, 2016

(Several coworkers and I are sitting in the front office of the water park when a customer comes in. She approaches the desk.)

Customer: “Do ya’ll have any scissors?”

Coworker: “Sure” *hands them over*

(The women then proceeds to cut off half of her pigtail braids before tossing the scissors back across the desk and walking out to the park. The manager looks at us and says:)

Manager: “Did that just happen?”

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Referring To A Different Kind Of Ride

| Right | March 1, 2016

(One of the slides at the park involves lying stomach-down or crouching on your knees on a mat. An older woman with her daughter are next in line.)

Woman: *to the lifeguard on duty* “Will I be okay on this ride? I have trouble getting on my knees.”

Daughter: “That’s not what Dad says.”

(The lifeguard could barely answer, he was laughing so hard!)

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Can’t Climb Back Down The Family Tree

| Related | February 7, 2015

(I’m swimming with my twin sister, youngest brother, and youngest sister. My twin and I are 25 and both have a child, but people often assume we are teenagers. Our siblings are teenagers.)

Me: “So, [Twin Sister], are we teenagers with babies?” *referring to what people will think when they see us*

Twin Sister: “Or are we babies with teenagers?” *referring to our teenage siblings*

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