Perhaps He’ll Proceed More Gingerly In The Future
Since there’s only a week left of summer, I decided to take the kids to the local amusement/water park today. As I’ve gotten older, the rides have gotten a little tougher on me. In addition, my daughter tends to get motion sick rather easily. I don’t like the way motion sickness pills make me feel, so I always take a ziplock baggie full of ginger candy to prevent and soothe nausea.
Today, I had chewy mango ginger candies, hard plain ginger candies, and hard lemon ginger candies. For those who’ve never had ginger candy, it is SPICY. The lemon ginger is probably the mildest. The plain ginger is just plain hot. The mango ginger are sweet and spicy, but they also stick to your teeth like crazy. They’re definitely an acquired taste.
As we are standing in line for the log ride, I pull out my baggie. I choose a lemon one, as does my son (thirteen). My daughter (twelve) asks for a mango one. While I’m fishing a mango one out, I hear the seven-or-so kid in front of us talk to his mom.
Kid: “I want some candy!”
Mom: *Distractedly* “I don’t have any candy.”
Kid: “But she does.” *Turns to me* “Can I have a candy?”
Me: “I don’t really think you’d like my candy.”
By this time, his mom has focused on the interaction.
Kid: *Whining* “Of course I’d like your candy!”
Mom: *Huffing* “You’ve got a whole baggie. Can’t you give him just one? Come on, don’t be greedy.”
Oh, you said the magic word there, lady.
Me: “All right.”
I dig out a lemon one. (I’m not completely heartless.)
Kid: *Still whining* “I want mango! Mango is my favorite!”
Me: “Lemon is better.”
Kid: “I want mango!”
Me: *Handing one over* “It’s kind of sticky.”
The kid rips it open, shoves it in his mouth, and gets in three quick chews while my kids stare at him. Then, he actually starts to taste it and a look of horror comes over his face. He screams and tries to spit it out. He’s jumping around and flapping his arms. His mom is panicking.
Mom: “What’s wrong?!”
Kid: *Screaming* “It’s bad! It’s hot! I want it out!”
Mom: “Spit it out!”
That’s when I pipe up helpfully.
Me: “It’s really sticky. What’s left is probably stuck in his teeth. He’ll have to wait for it to melt off if he doesn’t want to chew.”
The mom looks at me in disbelief and I shrug.
Mom: “What in the h*** did you give my son?”
You probably should have asked that sooner, lady.
Me: “Ginger candy. It’s good for nausea.”
I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if looks really could kill. We got to move up in line two spaces, though, because she whisked her kid off to a water fountain. I’d like to think the kid will think twice about demanding things from strangers. Plus, it was entertaining. Overall, the kids and I counted it as a win.