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H2-OMG!, Part 10

, , , , | Right | May 16, 2025

I’m working the ticket counter for a large and well-known water park.

Caller: “Do you have any waterslides where you don’t get wet?”

Me: “Not really.”

Caller: “Isn’t that discrimination?”

Me: “Against who?”

Caller: “Against people who don’t want to get wet!”

Me: “Not really. If you don’t want to get wet, then don’t visit a water park.”

Caller: “See!? That’s discrimination! I want to go to your water park, but I don’t want to get wet! You’re not making any accommodations for me!”

Me: “Sorry, but that’s like saying you feel discriminated at a dog park by not having a dog. It makes no sense.”

Caller: “Wait, you allow dogs?”

Me: “No… I… never mind. No, we do not have any waterslides where you don’t get wet. If you feel like this is an issue, please send an email using the contact address on the website. Would you still like a ticket?”

Caller: “Do you offer a discount for guests who don’t want to get wet?”

Me: “…no.”

Caller: “Fine, I’ll get a ticket, but [Water Park] needs to do better!”

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Shout-Out To That Mom For Cutting In!

, , , , , , , , | Friendly | October 5, 2024

CONTENT WARNING: Stalking/Harassment of a minor

 

This story reminded me of what once happened when I was a preteen, waiting in line at a water park. Honestly, every time I see or hear about a line cutter, this incident comes to mind.

During the summer, my family had season passes to the local water park. Since it was close to where my brothers worked, and before they had driver’s licenses, we opted to go to the park for a few hours every day before picking them up. As part of our daily ritual, we’d find a pair of chairs in front of the wave pool, and my mother would give me some money to buy us dinner while she guarded our things.

This is where the real story begins.

I was standing in line at the open-air restaurant behind one other person who was very engrossed in the menu. He was so oblivious to the outside world that he didn’t notice that the cashier was waving to serve him as next in line. I tried getting his attention, too, but he was either ignoring me or genuinely didn’t hear me. Eventually, the cashier gave up, made eye contact with me, and waved to call me over. 

Since we had already been waiting for an extended period of time and the people behind me were getting restless, I went ahead to order.

Just after placing my order, I stood at the pick-up side of the counter to wait for my number to be called. The guy, having broken out of his menu hypnosis, noticed that the girl behind him was already waiting for her order and started to berate me.

Since this was over thirty years ago, I don’t recall exactly what he said other than the tone being very demeaning and very entitled. But what he said next, I very much remember.

Rude Guy: “Since you don’t seem to know how lines work, I’m going to follow you around and cut in front of you for the rest of the day.”

I had nothing to say to this guy and just gave him a look like he was too crazy to respond to. Unfortunately, both of our meals were ready at the same time, so he followed me out of the restaurant. I was a little nervous, but I was about to go back to my mother, and she’d know exactly what to do.

But a confrontation at that time wasn’t necessary. As soon as I stopped in front of my mother and handed her a hotdog, he peeled off. I shrugged off the incident, ate my food, and told my mother I was going to go to the lazy river.

And that was when the action started.

This guy had waited off to the side of the pool for me to finish eating and to be away from my accompanying adult. At the time, I didn’t think anyone would be so unhinged as to stalk a preteen in this way.

When I walked up to the line for the lazy river, he jumped in line ahead of me. He turned his head to give me a little smirk and moved his arms in a way that pushed me back with his elbows without making it look like he was pushing on purpose.

He got into the river with his innertube. Since it takes a minute for another innertube to become available, I thought that there was enough space that I’d not see him in the river.

Nope, he hung back long enough that he stewed in his innertube next to me and got out when I got out.

All right, in my preteen way, I took this as a challenge rather than recognizing the absolute bonkers behavior that this really was. I was used to this kind of nonsense from my classmates, but this guy was in his mid- to late twenties. I figured he’d do this once or twice and then get tired of harassing a kid.

I made like I was going to go up the stairs for one of the least popular slides in the park. It had literally no line at all. He ran ahead of me and practically knocked me over while doing so. I turned around immediately and speed-walked (no running allowed in these parks) to the lazy river.

I thought I was safe, but at the next entrance/exit, I saw him waiting for me.

Rude Guy, Now Stalker: “Hey, there’s my little sister!”

The guy had lied to the lifeguard handing out innertubes in order to wait to get in until he saw me.

After we were out of earshot of the lifeguard:

Rude Stalker: “You’re not going to get rid of me that easily. I could see where you went from the top of the stairs.”

Now it was dawning on me just how serious this guy was about sticking around for the rest of the day.

I tried the line trick again on a different slide, but he made sure to check that I was behind him after he pushed ahead. He was right on my tail as I was walking away.

I tried going to the lifeguards posted around the park, but they were basically useless. Each time I approached a lifeguard, he bolted in the other direction. And with the park being crowded, it was nearly impossible to point out the guy. One lifeguard said he couldn’t do anything until someone saw what he was doing in person. (Lifeguards wouldn’t see anything since they were paying attention to the people in the water, not in line.) Another told me to go back to my mother and let her know. (I wasn’t about to “let him win” by preventing me from enjoying the park that way.) The last employee I approached, an actual security guard, threatened to kick me out of the park for trying to prank him like that (which put me off of trying to find another adult).

So, I went to any area that a preteen would think is the least desirable for a guy: the kiddie pool area. And this was my salvation.

I was putzing around the little pool and its miniature water spouts, looking pretty down. I could see the guy at the entrance of the kiddie pool area. He wouldn’t directly approach me there, but he was at the only entrance/exit. A woman bouncing her baby on her hip saw me and decides to make conversation.

Kind Woman: “So, which one’s yours?”

Me: “I’m too young for a baby.” *Pointing at the stalker* “This is the only place I thought to go because there’s this guy following me around and pushing me around and cutting in line.”

Kind Woman: “I see.”

The guy saw me pointing at him, and he started to look a little angry.

Me: “Oh, no. He’s coming over.”

Rude Stalker: “Hey, sis. Mom wants you back at the wave pool.”

Me: “You’re not my brother. I don’t even know you.”

Kind Woman: *Putting herself between me and him* “She’s told me about what you’ve been doing.”

Rude Stalker: “Did she tell you that she cut in line first? I’m just teaching her a lesson.”

Kind Woman: “That’s no excuse to be following women around the park. What you’ve been doing is harassment.”

Rude Stalker: “Well, you women should be used to being followed by guys when you’re wearing swimsuits like hers.”

For the record, I was wearing a modest one-piece, nothing out of the ordinary for a young girl — not as though that matters.

Me: “I’m only twelve years old!”

Both of the adults turned to look at me like they finally realized that I was a literal child. The stalker turned pale, I’m assuming at the potential criminal charges he could have caught had a single one of the employees taken me seriously.

I wish I could say that the kind woman and I were able to flag down a lifeguard or security guard to get this guy kicked out, but he just made a beeline for the kiddie pool exit. And I went back to the lazy river to try to enjoy the rest of the day.

I told my mother about the incident after we got home. From then on, we put our belongings into the lockers so we didn’t need to guard our valuables at the chairs and stuck together. The next week during our visits, both my mother and I were nervous that I was going to bump into him again, but I never did.

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Perhaps He’ll Proceed More Gingerly In The Future

, , , , , , , , , | Friendly | CREDIT: LadyBugGal95 | November 7, 2023

Since there’s only a week left of summer, I decided to take the kids to the local amusement/water park today. As I’ve gotten older, the rides have gotten a little tougher on me. In addition, my daughter tends to get motion sick rather easily. I don’t like the way motion sickness pills make me feel, so I always take a ziplock baggie full of ginger candy to prevent and soothe nausea.

Today, I had chewy mango ginger candies, hard plain ginger candies, and hard lemon ginger candies. For those who’ve never had ginger candy, it is SPICY. The lemon ginger is probably the mildest. The plain ginger is just plain hot. The mango ginger are sweet and spicy, but they also stick to your teeth like crazy. They’re definitely an acquired taste.

As we are standing in line for the log ride, I pull out my baggie. I choose a lemon one, as does my son (thirteen). My daughter (twelve) asks for a mango one. While I’m fishing a mango one out, I hear the seven-or-so kid in front of us talk to his mom.

Kid: “I want some candy!”

Mom: *Distractedly* “I don’t have any candy.”

Kid: “But she does.” *Turns to me* “Can I have a candy?”

Me: “I don’t really think you’d like my candy.”

By this time, his mom has focused on the interaction.

Kid: *Whining* “Of course I’d like your candy!”

Mom: *Huffing* “You’ve got a whole baggie. Can’t you give him just one? Come on, don’t be greedy.”

Oh, you said the magic word there, lady.

Me: “All right.”

I dig out a lemon one. (I’m not completely heartless.)

Kid: *Still whining* “I want mango! Mango is my favorite!”

Me: “Lemon is better.”

Kid: “I want mango!”

Me: *Handing one over* “It’s kind of sticky.”

The kid rips it open, shoves it in his mouth, and gets in three quick chews while my kids stare at him. Then, he actually starts to taste it and a look of horror comes over his face. He screams and tries to spit it out. He’s jumping around and flapping his arms. His mom is panicking.

Mom: “What’s wrong?!”

Kid: *Screaming* “It’s bad! It’s hot! I want it out!”

Mom: “Spit it out!”

That’s when I pipe up helpfully.

Me: “It’s really sticky. What’s left is probably stuck in his teeth. He’ll have to wait for it to melt off if he doesn’t want to chew.”

The mom looks at me in disbelief and I shrug.

Mom: “What in the h*** did you give my son?”

You probably should have asked that sooner, lady.

Me: “Ginger candy. It’s good for nausea.”

I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if looks really could kill. We got to move up in line two spaces, though, because she whisked her kid off to a water fountain. I’d like to think the kid will think twice about demanding things from strangers. Plus, it was entertaining. Overall, the kids and I counted it as a win.

Like Taking Candy From A Baby: Easy And RUDE

, , , , | Friendly | CREDIT: NWise111111 | October 17, 2023

A good friend of mine and I visited lots of amusement parks and water parks in the summertime in our teens. He was afraid of the larger water slides but was thrilled to ride them as long as I accompanied him. They had double-seating innertubes, and my friend and I shared one and would patiently wait our turn if one wasn’t readily available.

After getting off of one of the many slides one time, we saw two small children trying to pick up one of the double tubes to ride in. A woman in her mid-thirties with a child who looked barely older than two swiftly approached these two kids and snatched the tube right out of the little hands of these mortified six- or seven-year-olds.

Woman: “We’ve been waiting too long for one!”

She then dragged the tube off with her toddler in her other arm.

My friend and I both saw this unfold, and unfortunately, we weren’t able to intervene in time, but we gave our innertube to the younger children so that they could still enjoy the water slide.

We both agree that you have to be a pretty big scumbag to rip something out of a child’s hands if that child is within their rights to use said thing. Waiting a few extra minutes won’t kill you.

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When I was eleven and my brother was seven, our parents took us to the “magical” theme parks in Florida for summer vacation. One day of the trip, we were at one of the water parks. My dad had gone off to do some of the slides, and my mom had taken us to the lazy river. We knew we were going to get out at a certain exit to catch up with my dad later.

As it was June and extremely hot, the lazy river was packed with people. My brother had been annoying me and knew I was getting upset with him, so he slyly said:

Brother: “Catch me, sissy!”

And he swam off. I couldn’t grab him quickly enough and soon lost sight of him amongst all the people in the water.

The next two hours were sheer panic and misery for my mom and me. As we were at a water park, my parents weren’t carrying their phones, so Mom had no way of calling Dad to see if my brother had found him. She had me sit on the side of the lazy river for over an hour in the hot sun watching for my brother while she ran and talked to employees, trying to get help. She found out they didn’t carry walkie-talkies — the park thought employees would spend too much time talking to each other instead of working — and management seemed really unconcerned.

Manager: “Your son is probably having the time of his life. He’s probably on the slides. It’s not like someone could just take him out of the park.”

Mom: “My son has no concept of stranger danger. This is a kid who will hug strangers at the grocery store. He absolutely would leave the park with someone he didn’t know.”

Management dismissed her concerns.

Eventually, we found my dad… and my brother. It turned out he had gotten out of the lazy river at the correct spot and told Dad that Mom and I were still floating, so Dad thought we had told my brother he could get out and go on slides with Dad while we stayed in the water.

That was the most afraid I had ever seen my mom, and when she found my brother and realized he had been safe the whole time, she turned furious and really let him have it (verbally).

A passing mother heard my mom screaming and yelled at her for scaring my brother, and another mother came and yelled at her for yelling at my mother when she was just trying to parent.

To this day, eighteen years later, my brother still refuses to admit he did anything wrong. My mom still says that’s the most afraid she has ever been. She was truly afraid she’d never see my brother again. We don’t ever talk about that water park or its uncaring employees.