Got Her Quirkiness Down Pat
(I am assisting one of our regular elderly customers in trying to find a product for her pet.)
Me: “I don’t think we have any more of these pet wipes, but it can’t hurt to check…”
Regular: “Oh, hello, doggie! Aren’t you handsome!”
(Our charity shop is pet-friendly, but there is an assistance dog working beside his owner, complete with a harness emblazoned with, “ASSISTANCE DOG — DO NOT PET.” The owner, another regular customer, looks a bit uncomfortable and sick of this kind of thing, so I jump in to prevent a dispute.)
Me: “You know, [Regular], that dog’s working, so you basically just did the same as going up to a police officer and patting him on the head!”
Regular: “Oh, I have no problems doing that all the time, love!”
Me: “You know, [Regular], I believe that. I really do.”