They Can Get Stuffed
Working in retail, you get many dumb questions, but nothing bothers me more than a guy like this. I work at a large hardware store. A customer called in earlier and wanted some agricultural lime and some mulch put aside for quick pickup.
Five minutes later, he shows up to the store.
Me: “How are you today? Would you like help finding something?”
Customer: “Where the f*** is my stuff?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what your stuff is.”
Customer: “Really? You all don’t remember me from last year or the year before? I get the same stuff every year!”
Me: “Sir, I’ve only been working here for six months. I wasn’t here at this time last year.”
He eventually tells me what he needs. He has a little bit more shopping to do. One of my coworkers and I rush to get his stuff ready. We have it on a pallet, per his request, sitting on the forklift with the forks up a foot away from his truck waiting for him to pay. For obvious reasons, we can’t load merchandise until it’s been paid for. He comes back outside in a fit of rage.
Customer: “What the f*** is this?”
Me: “It’s your stuff.”
Customer: “Why isn’t it already loaded onto my truck? Where am I going to go with it?”
Internally: “This new place called ‘anywhere.’”
Me: “I don’t know.”
I now have to sit through about two minutes of him cursing and telling me how worthless I am until he asks me to get my manager. As he is completing his transaction, we put the stuff onto his truck. It’s ready for him to go before he’s even done checking out.
He continues to scream at my manager, who has my back because he sees that I’ve done nothing wrong and have, in fact, provided excellent customer service. The guy finally leaves.
Customer: “I’m going to [Competitor] from now on, and I’m going to spread the word about how horrible this store is so that nobody comes here again.”
Me: “Go ahead; it’s right across the street.”
I’m clearly frustrated. This is the first time I have had a customer be so rude for literally no reason. My manager pulls me aside and tells me:
Manager: “These things happen in retail on a regular basis. I’ve survived twenty-two years, mostly at the customer service desk. Do you know how I’ve made it this far?”
Me: “No.”
Manager: “You only have to remember one thing: liars, thieves, cheats, and a**holes all go to Hell. That’s the only way you’ll get through.”
I’ll never quite understand why everyone lives their lives thinking everybody should bow down before them, but ever since then, I have been a lot better at dealing with horrible people, of which there are entirely too many.