Dad Is Being A Real Ganondorf
(I decide that I will take in my XBox 360 and my PS3 Slim for trade-in towards a new PS4 or XBox One. I haven’t decided on which to get but I figure I’ll get store credit and decide later. When I take in my games and the two systems, the people behind the counter look at me a little sadly.)
Employee: “Do you have anything older, like NES, SNES, Sega, and so forth?”
Me: “Actually, yeah, I do.”
(I go home and come back with a box of NES cartridges — about 90 — instead, and the two guys are excited as they dig in and start to go through all of them. A young boy, about nine years old comes in.)
Boy: “Do you have the Gold NES Zelda?”
(This piques my interest, because here is a kid not old enough to be ten, asking for a NES game.)
Employee: “Sorry, we don’t have any of those, just the Adventures of Link Gold Edition.”
(I go over and point to one of the stacks.)
Me: “No, you guys got a Gold NES Zelda right there.”
Employee: “Oh, I stand corrected. Here, is this what you were looking for?” *shows it to the boy*
Boy: *excited* “Yep!”
(The father comes over:)
Father: “How much?”
(The employee behind the counter looks to me.)
Me: “Well, I haven’t traded it in yet, and it’s rare that a kid this age would want an NES, so he can have it.”
(The father looks at me his eyes going narrow and his face curling in disgust like he’s looking at rotted meat.)
Father: “No, f*** you! We don’t take no freebies!”
(He storms in and stares at the employee behind the counter.)
Father: “How much will it be after he trades it in?”
Employee: “Well, they go for thirty-five, but I’ll do thirty. Or, you can do it for free right now from this gentleman.”
Father: “No! I told you we don’t do no f****** freebies!”
(He takes a hold of his kid’s arm — who is in near tears at this point, staring at the game he wants — and starts dragging the boy out.)
Father: “We’ll be back to buy it later after it’s traded in!”
(I try and stuff the game into the boy’s hoodie as he is being dragged by, but the father sees and gets up on me with his fist under my nose.)
Father: “NO! F*** YOU! WE DON’T DO FREEBIES!”
(With this, he pushed his kid out in front of him, and he stormed out.)