Acting Like Wario

| New York, NY, USA | Bad Behavior, Bigotry, Theme Of The Month

Customer: “Hi do you guys have any Mario games?”

Me: “Yes of course, what system would that be for?”

Customer: “…What?”

Me: “What game system would you like that Mario game for, sir? We have them for the Wii, DS, and 3DS at the moment. We also might have a few used Gamecube ones.”

Customer: “Look, my son just wants a d*** Mario game. Can’t you just give me one?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t. There are literally dozens of different Mario titles for a bunch of different systems.”

(The customer looks up at the consoles behind me.)

Customer: “I think he has that… uh… Playstation there.”

Me: “Well, in that case, I can’t sell you any Mario game because they don’t ma—”

Customer: “God d*** it! I just want to buy my son a f***ing Mario game! Why is that so d*** hard?!”

Me: “They don’t make them for Playstation.”

Customer: “Don’t you know that the customer is always right you little s***?! I drive all this way to buy my son a Mario game, and you don’t even know what you’re talking about!”

Me: “Unless we know what system he has, I can’t help you sir. It could be for the Wii, DS, 3DS, or the Gamecube.”

Customer: “Oh, so now you’re refusing me service?! I’d like to speak to your supervisor you little punk!”

(My manager has had enough at this point.)

Manager: “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

Customer: “I’m not going anywhere! I know my rights!”

Manager: “Okay then, I’m going to call security. I recommend you leave before they arrive.”

Customer: “I thought nerds were supposed to be smart!” *leaves*

Babysitting Him Earns You A Halo

| Cincinnati, OH, USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids

(I am ringing up a regular, who has brought her younger brother with her. This particular customer has spent a very large amount of money on both games and systems, and has a very large reserve list. Everything she buys is paid for with money that she earned herself.)

Me: “Would you like to reserve anything coming up?”

Regular: “Hmm… anything you could recommend?”

Me:Call of Duty, Hitman, maybe Halo 4?”

Regular’s Brother: “Eww, don’t get Halo!”

Regular: “I’ll go ahead and reserve Halo.”

Regular’s Brother:Halo is dumb!”

Me: “You want to put $5 down on Halo 4?”

Regular: “Yes, please!”

Regular’s Brother: “Why the h*** are you getting Halo?”

Me: “Will that be all?”

Regular’s Brother: “Don’t get Halo!”

Regular: *ignoring her brother* “Yup, that’s it!”

Me: “Your total is [total].”

Regular’s Brother: “I told you don’t get Halo! God, you are so freaking dumb! You’re just getting Halo 4 to play with your stupid boyfriend!”

(The regular hands me the money and then looks to her brother.)

Regular: “It’s my money! And don’t you even sass me! I’ll lock the Xbox in my room again!” *to me* “I’m sorry about the kid. I don’t know what his deal is!”

Me: “It’s no problem. You have a great day!”

Regular: “You have a good day, too!” *to her brother* “I’ll make sure dad knows that you were being a jerk today! You will be so grounded!”

(She grabs her brother by the arm and drags him out of the store, telling him off for his behavior all the way.)

Playing Games With Your Feelings

| OR, USA | Bad Behavior, Theme Of The Month

(I have only been working at the store for a few weeks. I also happen to be a slightly anxious person. Phone calls tend to stress me out, as I can’t really interpret tones of voice. A customer calls, and I answer.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [name of store]. How can I help you today?”

Caller: “Yeah, hi, are you releasing [popular upcoming game] early?”

Me: *confused* “Um, we’re having a midnight release of that game, yes.”

Caller: “No, no. I mean, you know how you guys get new games before the release date? Can you give it to me before the release date if I give you extra money?”

Me: “Uh, no, sir, I can’t do something like that. That would be illegal.”

Caller: “I don’t like your tone.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Caller: “There’s no reason for you to talk to me like a dumb f***.”

Me: “I’m, I’m really sorry if I’ve offended yo—”

Caller: “Is there someone else I can talk to?”

Me: “Um, yes, sir. Let me get my coworker.”

(I pass the phone to my coworker, who, though she is the senior employee, is younger than me, and generally very sweet and charming. I have never really seen her angry. She speaks to the customer for a few minutes, and then she puts the phone down.)

Me: “Is everything okay?”

Coworker: “What a jerk! He demanded to speak to the manager, and when I told him that the manager wasn’t in today, he said to tell you that you were a dumb c*** and a stupid b****!”

Me: “Oh. Am I going to be in trouble?”

Coworker: *smiles brightly* “Oh, honey, no! You did great! My only regret is that he hung up before I could tell him to f*** off!”