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The Falling Price Of Decency

| AK, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Popular

(I work at a new and used video game store. The old corporate phone number had at some point been changed or disconnected and has since been picked up by some adult hotline.

I make an offer to a customer on a video game, that the customer doesn’t agree with, so he declines and says he will take his game to the competitor down the street. While he is gone, the store owner runs an update in their system that updates some game prices and values. About a half-an-hour or so later, the same customer returns and approaches my coworker who is starting his first day.)

Customer: “Hi. I was here a little while ago and your store is offering me more than [Competitor] so I would like to take you up on the offer.”

Coworker: *scans the game, which due to the update, now is worth half as much as when the man first arrived*

(The customer is predictably angry and proceeds to argue with the new employee. He becomes increasingly aggressive until I step in.)

Me: “Is there a problem I can help with?”

Customer: “YEAH! You offered me 28 dollars earlier and now this guy only wants to offer me 10 dollars!”

Me: “Sir, there is no need to speak to my new hire this way and I’ll be happy to assist you. I was the one you spoke with earlier, but we updated our systems after you had left. You did not want our first offer, but now that the update has taken place, this is what we can offer you.”

Customer: “I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

Me: “I am a manager at this store.”

Customer: No, I want the manager’s phone number! Their personal cell number!”

Me: “You want their personal number?”

Customer: “Yes!”

Me: “Very well” *gives my own number*

Customer: “I’m gonna go call right now!” *leaves for car*

(The coworker is looking nervous at this point and sure enough my phone rings and I answer. After a brief exchange the doors fly open again and in walks the customer.)

Customer:” You think you’re real funny don’t you, you little punk?!”

Me: “Sir, I tried to tell you.”

Customer: “Well, now I want your corporate number. Prepare to be fired, you little s***!”

Me: “Sir, there is no corporate number. Just the store owner. We carry the [Store] title but we are independently…”

Customer: “No more of your bull-c**p! I want that number right now! Prepare for unemployment!”

Me: “Very well.” *coworker’s eyes widen to panic as I give the customer a card with the old corporate number*

Customer: “Thank you! You just wait!” *goes back to car*

(My coworker is frantically asking me why I did that and I patiently wait until the customer returns yet again.)

Customer: “I JUST GOT CHARGED 25 DOLLARS FOR SOME PORN NUMBER! WHERE IS THE OWNER!?”

Me: “Oh, she will be by around 6:30.”

Customer: “She had better be because I’m waiting right outside until she does!”

(Sure enough 6:30 rolls around and the customer is outside when the owner arrives. She has already been filled in and watched the video/audio footage of what happened. The customer comes in and begins to tell his story to which she interrupts.)

Owner: “I’ve seen the whole thing. You were made an offer you didn’t like and decided to go to the competitor. After we ran the updates, you returned and bullied my new hire. My employee tried to tell you the corporate number was no good but you were having none of it. I would like for you to leave now before I call the police.”

(The customer became enraged and began cursing and yelling at the owner before acting like he was getting ready to tower over her. She then pulled out pepper spray and gave him a final warning before he finally left, grumbling angrily.)

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Give Him Free P&P For A Brain

| UK | Extra Stupid, Money

(A couple of customers walk into the store:)

Customer #1: “Hey, they have that Star Wars Expansion you want but is never available on-line!”

Customer #2: “How much is it?”

Customer #1: “Same price.”

(The second looks thoughtful for a moment…)

Customer #2: “Yeah, but it’s free P&P on-line…”

(He didn’t buy it.)

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These Items Are Literally A Steal

| KY, USA | Criminal & Illegal

(The pawn laws in my county require that any item sold to our store must be held for ten days before it can be sold, to make sure it isn’t stolen. To cover ourselves, we hold everything for two weeks. Even though we abide by pawn laws, we work on a more consignment-style basis, meaning that once you sell your items, you cannot get them back.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. How can I help you?”

Man: *already annoyed, but understandably so* “Yes, I recently had items stolen from me. I have filed a police report, I know who stole them, and I know that they were sold to you. Can I get my items back?”

Me: “I’m really sorry that happened to you. But yes, you’ve done everything that we needed you to do, so we can totally get those things back to you. You will have to come in with the officer who’s been working on your case, but it’ll be no problem.”

Man: *sighs* “Well, can you at least gather my things together so that they’ll be ready when I get there?”

Me: “Of course. Just let me know the name of the person who sold them, and when they were sold to us, and I’ll set them aside with your name on them.”

Man: “His name was [Name] and he sold them at the beginning of June. Around the third.”

Me: “Ohh… well, it’s the end of July. We hold everything for two weeks before we put it out on the floor to sell. I’m happy to go and find anything that is left, but there’s a possibility that your things have already been sold, since they’ve been here for almost two months.”

Man: “Well, how do I go about getting those things back?”

Me: “I mean, you can’t. They’ve been sold to people.”

(He then proceeded to yell at me, telling me the policies of my store, which I tried to explain to him, but he just told me again what kind of store I work in and then tells me to “f*** off,” at which point I hung up. Maybe you should have less sketchy friends?)

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