The Gay Gatsby
(We’re studying “The Great Gatsby” in English. It might not be explicitly stated, but everyone comes to the same conclusion about one of the character’s sexualities.)
Me: “[Teacher], is Nick Carraway supposed to be gay?”
Teacher: *shocked* “I don’t think so. What makes you ask?”
Me: “The way he’s always describing Gatsby’s beauty…”
Student #1: “And the way that Daisy’s supposed to be really hot, but his only comment about her is that she has a nice voice.”
Student #2: “And the way that he’s supposed to be attracted to Jordan, and he describes her and makes her sound really masculine.”
Me: “And why did he end up in a bedroom in New York with that guy in his underwear… Mr. McKee or something?
Teacher: “Well, it’ll be an interesting topic to think about for your final essay. Now, let’s get back on track.
(By chance, we hit another paragraph with Nick describing Gatsby during the lesson.)
Teacher: *reading out loud* “’There was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promise of life…’”
(The entire class begins to smile and raise our hands.)
Teacher: “Not a word. From any of you. Not one.”