Flagged Down The Right Guy
(I am volunteering at a major international sporting event as a venue host, so I answer customers’ questions, show them to their seats, etc. All the flags of the participating nations in this particular event are hanging from the ceiling of the venue. I am also a huge geography nerd.)
Customer: “Excuse me; do you know which country has that white and maroon flag?”
Me: “That is Latvia.”
Customer: “Oh. What about that red, green, and white one?”
Me: “That’s Belarus.”
Customer: “Did you guys have to memorize all this stuff?”
Me: “No, sir, you just happened to ask the right person about this stuff.”